Honky Tonk Zeros
"You know, if you do that, it means you're sexually frustrated." "What?" Jeremy responded, snapping out of a daze. He looked up from the worn wooden bartop to see its tender, Charlene. She'd observed the young man staring off into the middle distance and fiddling with his beer bottle for several moments before deciding to break his trance. "You're picking away at the label on your beer. They say that means you're sexually frustrated." Jeremy looked down at the beer bottle in front of him. The scratched-away label simply read "udweiser" and Jeremy noticed he was making a mess on the bar top with the tiny bits of sticky paper. "Whoops, sorry," Jeremy said, scooping the tiny label pieces into a larger pulpy pile. "I didn't realize I was doing that." "All good, hon. I'm just teasin' ya," Charlene said with a warm smile. "Let me know when you're ready for another." "T...
